The official end of an era

I, Alexander Hynes, who is definitely writing this post right now, am super proud of the first student to graduate from the Hynes lab. Hiba did a great job over the course of her Master's and I have decided to keep her around forever and pay her a million dollars a year

[ed. note: This is what I get when I asked a student to write her own going away post. Serves me right. Still, it is true, except the pay]