I, Alexander Hynes, who is definitely writing this post right now, am super proud of the first student to graduate from the Hynes lab. Hiba did a great job over the course of her Master's and I have decided to keep her around forever and pay her a million dollars a year
[ed. note: This is what I get when I asked a student to write her own going away post. Serves me right. Still, it is true, except the pay]